1/22/00

If brandy the bodacious bondage bunny makes page of the day one more time I am going on a rampage through the CC offices with urine filled super soakers. this is not a threat. oh no, ignore this at your peril oh teacosy boy

1/21/00

Nifty lunar eclipse, but I prefer it when your moon turns bright red, frankly.

1/19/00

AOL called. They're upset that your chatroom has more people masturbating furiously by 11am then most of theirs do all day.

You know...spending time in your chat room does strange things to me. I find that I get the urge to do al sorts of crazy things...like last night. Now I have to write I will not play with the pokemon hand puppet during anal sex 500 times. *sigh*

I just noticed something...while reading this page, I just got the first hard on I've had all day. Weird...

You make me as moist as Hostess Cupcake down there.

1/18/00

Holy!!!! You should have added beefcake overload to that warning for the angel card!!!! I innocently clicked on the link...now my clit has exploded!!! I smell your evil funk... you won't get away with this spinchter boy I KNOW PEOPLE!

Saw your homeless escapade.. Where was the newspaper blanket and the squidgee baby? I think the worst thing about being homless is no email.

i was in FL, in EPCOT on the Spaceship Earth ride, and they had to stop the ride for one reason or another, and i started thinking about those poor animatronic people that perform forever in front of leering tourists, and i felt bad for them.

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