1/15/00
Have you ever considered castration ? I mean, think about how much space that would free up.
1/12/00
I am the human pretzel. I demand all of your mustard.
1/10/00
HEY!!! Congrats on your new sweetie sphincter boy! I was getting a bit worried about you for a while...like you had BO or bad gas!!
I just wanted to let you know that I'd have sex with you in an old abandoned pool house even if we were at summer camp and people started dying. -L
1/9/00
Forgive me but I am drunk and i wanted to tell you that i am sick of never being the page of the day, so you are no longer my obsession, I have switched to the cute guy that works at Trader Joe's
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