12/31/99

Is your nipple ring Y2K compliant? I know COBALL...er, uh...COBOL... oh nevermind, you know where this was going..........

12/29/99

According to CNN, your -favorite- apparel maker, Fruit of the Loom, filed for Chapter 11. I guess you beat their meat.

12/28/99

"now that's some good shit" I said as I pulled my nose from her anus.

You know it's a good night when you *HAVE TO PEE* but you stand there for a couple of minutes trying to figure out how!

12/26/99

oh, Santa... is that a tinker toy in your pocket or are ya happy to see me?

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