12/18/99

I'm not much into my scrotum slapping up against another scrotum. Call me weird.

12/17/99

last night i heard my boyfriend in the bathroom speaking in a low voice, "COME they told me pa-rum-pa-pum-pum, me and my drum - oh, me and my drum!" was i wrong in being jealous? or in being slightly jealous? i'd like a little rum-pa-pa-pum now and then.

12/16/99

"They're gaining on us Fundamentalistman!!"
"Quickly Conformistboy, to the Christmobile!!"

12/15/99

my jaw hurts, by ass is sore and I've got your nipple ring imprint on my chest. When did you turn into Attilla the Porn Star?

ever noticed the similarities between foghorn leghorn and bill clinton?

Halcyon fans: PT does not stand for "Prehensile Tales", it's a reference to his penis the "Persistent Thimble".

12/14/99

Hey I have been trying to alter a photo so it looks like I am sitting on your face...but but I'm not that good at photoshop so it always ends up looking like you have your head up my ass

12/13/99

I've been trying to get page of the day all fucking month. Now I just say fuck it. I'll be over in ten minutes - after a half an hour with me, you'll make me page of the day for the rest of my life.

12/12/99

My friend told me that fucking vegetables was a good way to get your vitamins. She fucks a cucumber and gets off, I stick my dick in a baked potato and get 2nd degree burns. I'll never trust that bitch again.

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