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I find myself craving zucchini.
Not to eat. Not to cook with. Not even for some depraved purpose best left to fetish web sites.
No, I want a zucchini *plant.*
(plants, plural, actually…I think they need 2 or more to bear fruit.)
I went to buy some zucchini plants a few weeks back and came home with cucumbers. Just as I found a 6 pack of the little squash I was looking for, I heard an elderly lady asking an orange-bibbed Depot employee if there were no more zucchini. I gave her the last ones in my hand.
Now, I like the taste of cucumbers better. And their texture makes them much better suited for any fetish needs. But the zucchini plant is tough to beat in the garden.
Huge yellow-orange flowers. Strong stems and stalks. Massive, deep-green leaves. Heavy, phallic fruit. There is something so lush and fertile about a zucchini plant.
So, do I see what magic will grow from my baby cucumber plants? Or shall I rush to Home Depot for some squash seedlings? Perhaps I will simply prepare another area of soil and do both. The truth is, besides watering, the universe does most the work.
Disenchanted pointed out a bumper sticker she saw:
“It’s better to be despised for exactly who you are, than to be loved for who you aren’t.”
Amen. My parents always said, "keep your options open."
I've only recently realized that its okay to limit your options on the path to being TRUE to yourself. So I'm not gonna be a politician. Fine. I'd rather be ME and live with those consequences/blessings.
Happy Father's Day.
THANK YOU to all the father's. Your job is the most important of all. (tied with mothers.)
I wrote this for my grandpa this morning
A mid-month Globalgasm!?
Well, not officially. But a British film crew is coming to TheRealHouse on Sunday to film. We're going to go through the 'gasm intro gathering and talk as if it were July 1.
SO, if you want to be a part of a mid-month gasm, come by the Globalgasm Video Lounge Sunday evening. (They arrive at 5pm, so we will probably be sitting down at 6 or so?)
It may not be the first of the month, but lets focus our sex energy anyway!
heh. This was my quote of the day:
"Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream-world into reality"
-Henry David Thoreau.
I am in a VERY good place with the events of yesterday. If you're not on my emaillist (for shame!) I reprinted my reflections in my LiveJournal.
You can also hear Wednesday's Feel The Love radio show where "Jenna" calls in twice.
At one point I begged forgiveness for doubting her.
I'm not really humilated. Nor ashamed.
I *am* too trusting and I love freely...those aren't secrets.