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4.30.2002
Remember when Obi Wan feels the destruction of the planet Alderan? His knees buckle and he feels a great disturbance in the Force. Well, Wherever Obi Wan is now, we want him to feel a wonderful SURGE in the Force tomorrow night. Let’s generate enough positive energy to make Obi Wan’s loins tingle on the other side of the galaxy!
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4.29.2002
I haven't been writing much. This morning a long upswing of mood began to waiver. I knew it was coming, actually.
I realized that I had skipped a number of day's medication in the last week. See, my meds have a cumulative effect, so I don't notice anything if I miss a couple days...until about a week later. I am currently reaping what I sowed. |
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The Webby Award nominees were announced. None of the sites I submitted made the cut.
Coachella was amazing. The Chemical Brothers blew my mind. Lots of brief connections with magical people. |
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4.26.2002
Two of my favorite people are splitting up. It is a time of great transitions. I wish us all strength and courage to feel.
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If you haven't checked in a while, I have been adding great sites to my links section
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4.25.2002
I'm heading to Coachella Saturday with a crew of friends. Maybe I should try to promote the May 1 Globalgasm while I'm there? (Can you tell I have 'gasm on the brain?)
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Wow! Barbarella got a cut, color, and crime scene!
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4.24.2002
"An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding."
-Robert Louis Stevenson. (I really enjoy my daily mail from www.ThinkExist.com ) |
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I made a new splash page for Globalgasm.com. (Those pics are all actual participants! ) Now I want to re-do the inside...but I get distracted easily.
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LOL!! Ani made video from SXSW interviews that had me busting up. And not just at my hair.
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I posted the most recent thoughts from my Grandpa.
my response to him: |
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I was dismissed from Jury Duty. I'm glad. I told the truth and played my part in the system. I would have felt bad if I lied or did something to intentionally "get out of it."
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4.23.2002
Jury duty kinda sucked. I was placed on a trial. I go back tomorrow to see if they'll kick me off. Honestly, the hardest thing for me will be not talking or writing about it for 2 weeks. Ugh.
In other news, Daze pointed to this amazingly filthy Yahoo photo. |
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4.22.2002
All women are beautiful. If you are one of those beautiful women who doesn't look like a billboard model, read Heather's entry today.
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more "influencing the world" news: Tomorrow, I serve on jury duty!! Watch out evil-doers!
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I passed the CBEST! I'm one step closer to influencing our nation's youth.
In related news, I just finished a flyer for the *special* May 1st Globalgasm. (you can invite people by giving them the URL: globalgasm.com/invite/) |
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I saw "6 Feet Under" for the first time last night. I was a bit disappointed because I thought it was called "6 Feet Udder" and featured farm atrocities. It was still pretty good.
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4.20.2002
Tomorrow is Earth Day!
I'm heading to Balboa Park for the yearly San Diego festival. It is one of the rare community gatherings that makes San Diego feel like a family. I look outside on Earth Day Eve and see my glorious Amarylis bulbs aching to burst in bloom. Foot-long stalks and buds the size of avacados. It almost makes me erect. |
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Why wasn't I wasn't asked to appear in the Ruff Riders 'Thug Workout' tape. I'm a thug, right?
Maybe I should make my own "Fur-Pants-Wearing Narcisist Workout Tape." |
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Saw Moulin Rouge last night and loved it! I love that mainstream has embraced something so blatantly artistic.
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4.19.2002
The word for the day is "decadence."
Drank too much saki last night. Woke up at noon and went to the beach. Then devoured Mahi Mahi. Now off to an art gallery. Its a good life. |
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4.18.2002
A quick little wrds reaction to the Yahoo hatred.
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Holy crap. I woke up with a crazy muscle spasm in my neck/shoulder. Owwwww.
Its a re-occuring ailment on my mouse side. I need to figure out how to *will* the computer to do my bidding...and avoid the shortcomings of this pesky meat shell. |
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4.17.2002
Yahoo's #3 most hated man will be on Feel The Love Radio today at 5 (PST)
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Barbarella has a way of finding good quotes. Today she posted,
"Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is… impossible.” -Richard Bach In even better news, I'm having lunch with Barbarella in an hour! |
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I need to remember that just because I have no job, it doesn't mean I can be naked outside all day. I still need to behave within the melanin limitations of my skin tone.
And why hasn't science invented a way to boost your melanin? It would seem that such a pill/procedure would have health *and* cosmetic benefits. I suppose its probably the same medical conspiracy that supresses all the effective penis pumps from getting to market. |
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4.16.2002
Catch 22 situation:
This morning, I stumbled out of bed and put on a pot of coffee cause I needed the caffeine BADLY. When I returned to the kitchen, I learned that my pre-coffee daze had made me forget to put grounds in the machine. I found a pot of hot water taunting me and my fatigue. |
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4.15.2002
Its April 15th. Feel good about paying your taxes.
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Interesting article about a trip to a porn set.
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If you have kids, you should know about ScarletTeen.com. Unfortunately, if you have young kids, the site may be gone before your kids can benefit from it. If you can help support a MUCH NEEDED sex-positive educational site, -please help
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This weekend I got my first sunburn of the year. Today it rains in San Diego. Now, if only we hadn't moved the couch outside during the party Sat. night...
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4.14.2002
My housemate cooked custom omlettes for a whole crew of naked folks by the pool (housemates and those left over from last night's party.) Not a bad way to spend a lazy Sunday.
(But, no, E! didn't call back.) |
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4.13.2002
I just auditioned to be the new host of "Wild On." If my 2 minute interview wowed 'em (and they can look past my lack of boobies) then I'll go back for a taped interview tomorrow.
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Jimbo's Blog is turning out to be a lot of fun!
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4.12.2002
A response in the message boards has become the latest wrds
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Leslie's domain has been hijacked. Network Solutions SUCKS.
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Jacob has a nice post about being great.
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whew...was feeling good. Collected sand dollars in the nude yesterday. Then went dancing last night.
Then read this today: SITES WE HATE: 10 SITES FOR THE TRASH BIN #1: X10.COM While I know I open myself up to this kinda thing, I do find it distressing that with all the negativity online, someone finds *my* vibe most hate-inspiring. |
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4.11.2002
Odd space today...
Feeling disconnected. I need to allow this feeling. Not grab hold of something to make it go away. Perhaps a trip to the canyon or nude beach is in order... |
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4.10.2002
Streaming Audio today at 5pm. I need to talk through some ethical dilemmas.
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4.9.2002
I just got my copy of "A Women's Guide to Self Pleasure." The next vagina-weilding partner I have better LOOK OUT!
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Today is my Grandpa's 90th Birthday.
My Father is 61. I am 30. Unless I impregnate somebody ASAP, I'm gonna mess up the pattern. |
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4.8.2002
"John! We need a theme idea for Liz's birthday party Sat night!"
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Speaking of message boards, I found this old post that should probably be re-read before ever posting a nasty reply.
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I know the TV ads say that drug-buying supports terrorism, but I think we all know that oil-buying play a *tiny* role, too.
Someone posted in the boards a list of what companies import Mid East Oil. And which don't. I'm gonna make an effort to find a Citgo, Sunoco, Conoco, or Sinclair around here. Yikes. Are any of those in San Diego? (Please post additional info if yo have it.) |
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4.7.2002
"Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is merely populism."
John Updike |
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Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn.
-Gore Vidal |
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4.6.2002
Finished making a video for my Grandpa's 90'th birthday gathering tomorrow. Ninety years.
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Caly sent me this garden parable. Wow.
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4.5.2002
Hugs are good! (Thanks, Steve)
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Oh, shit! I signed up to take the CBEST tomorrow! (A basic skills test to qualify me for substitute teaching.) Lets give those test questions a look-see...
UPDATE: I kicked ass on the practice questions. :) But I wonder if they'll let me use HTML and hyperlinks in the essay portion? |
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I friend of mine has been writing amazing travel stories and life reflections for years. He sends them out in email a few times a month. He finallydecided they should have a more permanent place online, so he hired yours truly to whip him up a site design.
I proudly present you with "DigitalCatharsis." |
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4.4.2002
A few people have asked who hosts my sites. All my sites (except CitizenX.com) are hosted by Dreamhost.com. I am extremely pleased with the service and recommend them.
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Thanks to the goddess Barbarella, I'm going to Coachella!
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Playboy Interviewer: "Yet you have described yourself as a pain in the rear and a cocky bastard."
Bill O'Reily: "If you do what I do, you have to do it with swagger." -Playboy, May 2002 issue |
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4.3.2002
Oh man, Dave posted the pic of me licking his face
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5pm Pacific I'll be doing a bit of radio silliness today. Extra coffee + Halcyon = danger
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Hooray for Labias!!
Today is the last of the International Labia Blog-a-Thon Days A photographer friend of mine is working on an art book of B&W closeups of women's vaginas. Looking through the photos, I was struck by the amazing variety! There is not some slit or hole in between women's legs like I had assumed. There is an intricate and wonderous flower. With petals and folds of endless variety. Every one beautiful and miraculous. Embrace your labia. Its a miraculous flower, forever blooming in your sacred garden. |
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In a fit of nostalgia (and an admission that my old work was better) I re-instated the old design of Prehensile Tales' main page.
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4.2.2002
Today is Grandma's birthday. On Sunday we celebrated The baptism of her 2nd Great Grandchild. I emailed her:
"I think its wonderful the “genetic momentum” that you’ve put in to motion. Generations of loving parents creating loving children. On behalf of the world, thank you for setting so much goodness into motion. Happy Birthday!! I love you! -Grandson John |
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Globalgasm was wonderful last night. It was my first without a physical partner. Different, for sure. But I was much more aware of my dozens of sexy virtual partners. THANK YOU to all who participated.
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Any accountants taking a break from the frenzy and reading this site?
Oh, good…I’ve got a Tax question: I am a partner in a corporation (Citizenx.com). I have worked there as Community Developer all year, without pay. Is this relevant on taxes? I know I can deduct certain expences. But I made no money (and haven't spent much, either), so that hardly matters. Is there any way this can be a loss to be applied to future taxes? Or should I just file the damn thing? |
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4.1.2002
"How does Globalgasm work?"
At a little before 8 tonight, we gather in a video chat room (vid not needed.) There will be a link to an audio stream. I'll talk for a bit, get us all in the same head space, then we pursue a path to sexual release by whatever means we like (with whomever we like.) BUT even while *physically* alone, we are having a shared experience. When we climax, we try to do so consciously and focus the energy as positive light toward the planet. |
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