2.28.2001 Wanna see how cool my mom is? My brother moved into a new apartment and his grilfriend documented the House Cleansing Ceremony that my mom did.

Well, lookie there! John's in a press release for SXSW!

2.27.2001 One man's Rubber Feet is another man's fantasy.

Ever heard the old joke: A guy asks a hooker, "How much?" She says, "For 50 I'll give you a handjob, for 100 a BJ, and for 200 I'll do anything you want." Guy hands her $200 and says, "Paiint my house" Welllll, now you can have your house painted by a Porn Star!.

2.26.2001 Made a color change and minor redesign to Prehensile.com

MTV is filming globalgasm this week at TheRealHouse for their "Sex and Technology" special. If you want to participate remotely via webcam and need a pass to TheRealHouse, let me know. I wonder if the wine stains on the carpet will show up?

I had a little fun with photoshop and my lover's tattoo. (250k)

2.25.2001 Finally, a new TALE...sorta.

Spent Saturday with Get-M at a kids event at the San Diego Aquarium. Wyland was there painting a mural with the kiddies and we were teaching kids to drum, dance, DJ, and spin, Poi. I had an awesome time. Nothing like dancing with a toddler. They barely have enough motor control to walk around, but they can clap and bounce to the music. I was smiling for hours.

2.23.2001 David Eggers was interviewed by The New York Times. After the reporter printed lies and off-the-record comments, Eggers prints all correspondace on his site. I don't read the New York Times, but after reading all this, I trust it about as far as I can spit. And my respect for Eggers is through the roof.

Since MTV may come by the house for this month's Globalgasm, we're gonna try to make it a little *bigger* than last month. Oh, yes....Globalgasm is every month. Thursday March, 1 @ 8pm, PST. Mark your calendar! (You can tape Survivor)

"The Rules," Halcyon addition: If your girlfriend rides a motortcycle, you can get brownie points for offering her your car on rainy days.

2.22.2001 In the last 2 days I've seen "Crouching Tiger" and "Gladiator" for the first times. Good flicks!! I *really* enjoyed Gladiator....and not just 'cause of all the sweaty buff guys.

From Kaya's Brilliant Blog: "I think it's messed up that the word 'phonetic' is not."

2.21.2001 Radio show today at 5. Will we have another naked love-fest? I'm crossing my fingers.

2.20.2001 Kaycee is dancing. I am too.

2.19.2001 Ouchy The Clown...heh.

Whoa. This flash music video for gabber craziness, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, is awesome. Thanks peter

I drove down to the 91x studios...all psyched to record my morning spots in a proffesional environment. I turned on the radio and the morning show people was supposed to meet weren't on the air. Doh! Happy President's Day!

2.16.2001 found an old poem and added it to my wrds

CafePress.com is raising their T-shirt prices. Anyone know of another place like this?

2.15.2001 Worked on a minor redesign of TheRealHouse site today. It may be sloppy code, but I've really started to like Macromedia Dreamweaver.

Starting next week, I'm gonna start doing the 91X Other Surf report from the studio so they sound better over the air. (I was doing them over the phone)

I love the illustration style at [ beetleBLUE ] (thanks k10k)

2.14.2001 The VD radio show was love-filled and a true joy for me. 1500 people were listening live...you should listen to the archive.

2.13.2001 On Valentine's Day, TheRealHouse cams will be accessible to all CitizenX members. And from tomorrow till the end of the month, you'll be able to sign up for ClubCX for $7.50. You can watch my lover and I on cam every night for the price of a movie. "Dude, where's my Car Modesty"

Barbarella does Jerky

2.12.2001 Wednesday's radio show will be a Valentine's Day extravaganza. Call in with tales of Valentine's past: Both nightmarish and lust-soaked. If you don't have plans for Wed., we're gonna have an party at the RealHouse. (You can participate online with a free CitizenX account)

Domain name collecting is an expensive habit.

Added another wrd entry. I'm obviously procrastinating.

Posted a VD-themed new wrds

Feeling romantic? read some of my old love letters exchanged with Venus. OR check out Venus' new collection of sexy dreams and such. (Used to be a pay feature, now is free with registration)

The new Fray is about acid.

2.11.2001 Got a minute? check this interview with me @BadAssChick Webzine.

Some fun pics of our mid week Toga Party are up. The theme was 'dress greek OR dress in a household item.'

I hurt my neck last night telling a story. *sigh*

2.10.2001 Forwarding email jokes to a friend is like putting a rave flyer under their windshield wiper. It may be for a fun party...or it may be a funny joke. But it's also annoying.

2.9.2001 Man, moving from an apartment to a room is tough. Where am I gonna store all this porn?!

Every Wednesday, I try to see Jacob Glass speak at a progressive church in San Diego. His talks are somewhere between a guided meditation, an inspirational speaker, and new-age standup comedy. I get much from his lessons. The topics vary, but the basic reminder I get each week is, "Love more."

Do you know anything about fine arts, anthropology, cultural studies, creative writing, film or history of the West? Wanna speak at a conference about a related topic? I'll be at the Southwest Symposium and you should be, too. You have less than a week to submit an idea. Share your wisdom (or pad your resume.)

2.8.2001 Canadian TV has been moved to 5:30! I've been practicing my Bob & Doug MacKenzie routine all morning.

2.7.2001 Sent out a CockyGram. And starting in the radio show in a few minutes. Oh, and I'll be on CanadianTV (TalkTV.com)tomorrow night 7pm PST. I'll be sharing my favorite (non-porn) bookmarks.

My cousin had a baby girl!!! Little Harper Lee!!!

2.6.2001 Were you looking for a Madcap Meatball Costume?

Posted a new wrds that I wrote in a museum.

The only time I get self conscious about living in a webcam house is when I pick my nose. I can't help it...I'm a man that appreciates clear nasal passages.

email from succa: What's this about a funk? Uptight about moving stuff around? It's not so bad, just throw on some tunes, get focused, and the stuff will practically throw itself out. If it gets boring you can pretend you're on "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and you're Phillip Banks throwing DJ Jazzy Jeff out the front door of his estate by the scruff of his collar.

dangerously close to falling in a funk. I think I'm anxious about moving shit from my apartment. I'm gonna have to throw stuff out. Ick.

Kaycee answers some Q&A today.

2.5.2001 shop.hustler.com is no more. :( They were the ones who donated RubberDebbie to the cause. shop.huster may be dead...but RubberDebbie lives on!!!

I plan on speaking at the Fray Cafe at SXSW. If you want to help Derek out, follow the link and donate a few bucks. And if you'll be in Austin for SXSW, come on by!

A reckless skier was convicted of collision-based homicide. Learn to snow plow, people.

Kaya is much funnier than me.

TheRealHouse won an anti-bloggie for "Turn Off Your Webcam" site! We're so proud!!

I was scheduled for Jury duty today. But I called in and wasn't needed. I'd *like* to serve. I've been called and attempted to serve in the past. Unfortunately, most lawyers don't want me on the jury. I'm a wildcard...like a Russian judge in the diving competition. Last time I was called, I was kicked off 3 jury panels.

Sunday a photographer from Details magazine was at TheRealHouse. The May issue will have an article about new gadgets. One of which is a internet-controlled sex device that we have in pre-beta-testing on citizenX.com. We staged 3 different scenes. Each photo took over 2 hours to set up. I was expecting their visit to be an hour, tops. When they had finally packed up, 7 hours after arriving, I was tired. In 2 of the images, MissM and I are naked and blurred in the background. It was kinda a cool feeling to be hanging out naked while the photogragher and stylist "worked." In almost all the photos, Ashlee is the focus. Honestly, I was surprised by the amount of setup. I kept thinking, "This image could be done so much easier in photoshop." In any case, my blurry ass could make it into the news stands by mid-year.

2.2.2001 I sit looking in to my Blogger window and wonder what I will say abou the end of Pyra (The company that makes Blogger just let go all employees but the owner). Blogger is the web-based software I use dozens of times a day on 6 different URLs. I've made Blogger-powered sites for my brother, my best friends, my mom, my business, my Burning Man camp, and myself. I won a webby with a blogger powered site. It's a good product made by good people. As someone who has put alot of passion into a popular and free web application, this is disheartening news. I looked to the Blogger crew as an example of of how a company can have a relationship with its users. It turns out it is also an example of how the oily fingers of old-school business are inescapable. I'm sad. Huge hugs to Meg, Matt, Jack, PB, Ev, Matt, Derek and everyone who fought for the Blogger dream.

2.1.2001 We're gonna do a low-key Globalgasm tonight. And every first of the month for now on. You are invited to participate.

Had a fun toga party last night at the House. It was Dlove's birthday. He's a gem.

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