11.28.2000 I leave for Amsterdam tomorrow. Will be gone until next tuesday. If you have any advice for a visitor to Amsterdam send it , my way!

11.27.2000 New video archives posted from TheRealHouse! Two from my radio show plus the Thanksgiving "Virtual Grace" from last Thursday. (Also several new Violet and Leilani clips for ClubCX members.)

I haven't written much lately. No new "wrds" this month at all. Maybe I put too much into this house. Maybe not enough.

"Supreme Court Takes Medical-Marijuana Issue"

I wish i was on the set of the adult film Ass Clowns (explicit photo)

Anyone in San Diego want a REALLY soft bunny? He would make a great (free) Xmas gift!

11.26.2000 New Tale is a few Thanksgiving links.

Hung out at home last night with friends laughing and getting stupid. Sometime during the evening we registered "timepistol.com"

11.24.2000 The Virtual Thanksgiving Grace was a kick in the pants. Thank you everyone who participated! What a wonderful day I had: family, friends, and a whole lotta stuffing.

11.23.2000 finally got the video clip archives working and open to everyone at TheRealHouse

Okay, to visit TheRealHouse THANKS Fiesta tonight @8 PST, just log on to CitizenX.com (or create a free account). All CitizenX Members have access to ClubCX today (Which includes access to TheRealHouse Lounge and Cams.

11.22.2000 It's BACK!! And my 3 year old reflections on the McRib sandwich still hold true.

Today's 5pm radio show will be a "best-of" thing. With live intros by Jason. And we can still call in. Hmmm....maybe I should crank call Jason.

"The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others." - Vincent Van Gogh (thanks, Jan.)

11.21.2000 Some Slumber Party Pics

Tomorrow's 5pm IMG2 radio show is a "best of" mix. Including: Kaya on the Olympics and Bestiality Cheryl on Bestiality Sexual grooming and techniques Oral favors And our phony phone call from last week

Last night I was a guest on Karin Taylor's radio show. The other guest was Shae Marks . I spent 20+ years afraid to talk to *any* women on the phone. And suddenly I'm on with TWO playmates.

11.20.2000 I responded to some posts on the CockyBastard Boards.

On last night's Simpsons, as Lisa climbs the towns largest living redwood, to tie herself to it and as a protest to prevent it from being cut down ... "You can never come down ! Not for a Phish concert ! Not even for BURNINGMAN ! " The whole room of people I was in let out audible gasps. The convergence of Burning Man and the Simpsons was...disorienting. Like if Jesus and the Buddha told me they were gay lovers.

Speaking of Thanksgiving, we'll be doing a thankgiving afterhours/push food around our plate @ TheRealHouse. if you are a Thanksgiving orphan, join us. Or point your webcam at your turkey and invite others over digitally! At 8pm PST, I'm gonna lead grace, Styn family style. We go around the table and say what we're thankful for. We'll use Voicechat so all can participate (hook up your microphone!). If you'd like access to the RealHouse, log on to CitizenX and send me("Halcyon") an IM Thursday.

Just how wired is my life? Today: Woke up in the Real House. Recorded the 91X.com other surf report review of newgrounds.com (to be aired tomorrow.) Playing Santa in a photo shoot with the girls of Bad Girl Productions. Work on the new main page for CitizenX.com Pick up my prescriptions I had "e-filled" at Longs.com Go to a meeting/thanksgiving dinner with Valerie and the Vibe Tribe. Basically, if someone doesn't have a URL, I don't know how to deal.

okay...having trouble getting a Tale finished. But here is a video I was fooling with. Music and silliness by me (650K .asf file - if it doesn't download correctly, don't worry. It's just me dancing to the Lustmonkey themesong while wearing a rabbit mask.)

11.18.2000 New November Photos posted.

The brilliant folks who make blogger linked to TheRealHouse.com upon discovering that I'm using Blogger for the site's daily updates. If I haven't said it recently, I love Blogger. It suits my lazy style.

Did you know you can see Annie Sprinkle's Cervix online? The internet never ceases to amaze me.

11.17.2000 Slumber Party this saturday at TheRealHouse. And tonight, I think I'm gonna hang out in front of cam at the house. Puppet SHow, anyone? If you're hanging out on CitizenX tonight and don't have access to the House cams, shoot me an IM.

Kaycee could use some healing thoughts if you can spare any.

Lance Arthur is a genius. He's my most promininat boy-crush, I think. Him and Perry Farrel. I recommend signing up for his daily "memo" email. today's featured: "The Web isn't going to go anywhere. It isn't a fad. The Web is not bellbottom pants. The Web is pants. Not everyone wears pants all the time, but everyone wears pants some of the time, and a world without pants, while amusing, is... hmm. I was going somewhere with that. Pants. Pants."

Last night I danced so hard, I sprained my finger. I'm lucky I didn't accidently knock that girl out. She actually didn't even notice that I jammed my finger against her. Apparently she was drunker than I...cause I whined like a baby.

11.15.2000 radio show was a blast. Goats, midgets, anal swizzle sticks, and a prank call to a porn catalog. LISTEN

I just realized that I may have messed up in sending last week's PHONY BUSH gram. If you are on my list, did you get this: When I say, “Phony Bush,” I’m talking about the rubber vagina that is the subject of this week’s Tale, of course! Which means, if you’re a minor, stop reading now and go tune into the (far more perverse) post-election coverage. Everyone in the room over 18? Cool. Months of shame-filled procrastination finally gave way to silicone-enhanced masturbation. Yes, The long anticipated sex toy review of “Debbie’s Realistically Molded Rubber Vagina” is complete. ::::: : http://www.prehensile.com/does/pornbuyreview.htm What better way to kill time while waiting for election recount results than reading about my romantic tryst with a vibrating pocket pussy?! It may not be as fun and assaulting GW Bush supporters with rolled up pornographic magazines, but it has fewer legal consequences. Well, at least under the current administration. Who knows what persecution is in store for us freaks in the uncertain political future!? Just in case things start getting bad, does anyone know if Canada is nipple ring friendly? Do they have any anti-orgy laws I should know about? Will they recognize my relationship with Rubber Debbie? Love you (even the Republicans), -Rev. John Halcyon Styn

RADIO SHOW! today at 5pm. (PST)

I went to a breathing workshop last night. It was pretty intense and left me kinda shaken up. Slept for 11 hours last night and still feeling odd.

11.14.2000 I may go to Amsterdam in 2 weeks. Why? Just because. I'm off to renew my Passport today.

11.13.2000 I'm gonna review AmIHotOrNot.com tomorrow on the radio...so I figured I should submit my picture for rating.

These letters to gw bush from prison inmates are pretty good.

Sara cut and pasted some chat dialogue about the origin of RubberDebbie.

I asked Violet to move out of the RealHouse. I don't think she is a match for the direction the house is headed. She is pissed at me. I asked Gunnar to move out, too. I believe in a vision much bigger than the house itself. And I need people in the house who will be on the team. People who believe in the same vision. This is no longer a pure voyeur site where people pay to watch girls shower...it's a hub for creative openess. Part of the House manifesto is "NO JUDGEMENT." And the people living in the house need to embrace that, too. Yes, I feel like shit. I don't like people being mad at me. But I also don't want to compromise this project.

Just an IM from RubberDebbie: Isn't it kind of ironic that I, a rubber vagina, am "tale (tail) of the week". I think I'm the most famous piece of ass ever!

We found a bunny in the front yard of the RealHouse. Pics of the bunny and more November fun in a new RealHouse photo Gallery.

11.12.2000 new Tale:

Had a nice relaxing day at theRealHouse yesterday. Been thinking alot about the concept of "Lifestyle as Art."

11.10.2000 Went dancing last night. I needed that.

11.9.2000 Grabbed my beach chair, a warm jacket and headed to the beach this afternoon. Grabbed a hot mocha on the way. I needed to clear my head. Call me naive, but democracy is something that I've always believed in. I don't necessarily have faith in my fellow voters or candidates, but I beleived in the basic process. The state of things right now just has me shook up. I feel like I just found out I was adopted. "You mean the electoral college is my real daddy?" (FYI, I'm MUCH less affected by the chance that Bush will be pres than I am that someone the people didn't choose will be Pres. If the people pick Bush, fine. But then don't let the electoral college pick someone else.)

Woke up late this morning. Still feeling unsettled in the election haze. It all seems immensely important.

11.8.2000 Today's radio show is archived. Theme: elections, erections, bush & Bush. Did it naked from the House and even showed my doodle on cam for a split sec.. I'm loosening up, I guess.

This site will send an email to Florida's Division of Election Director for you, asking for a re-vote of the Presidential race in Palm Beach County .

Omygod. This says that Gore has more popular votes. What if Bush wins despite having fewer Americans select him? Could that happen?! Could the people’s democratic choice LOSE because of the system? Democracy KILLED by Democrcy? This can't happen. Bush should concede defeat. The price is too great. Do you see the lesson this is teaching children? I’m a product of the damage of Nixon and Vietnam. I think this is equally harmful. We are teaching children that excelling is not what is important. It is how well you manipulate the system. The alternative, is that the youth see an archaic system destroyed by the brave politicians... demonstrating the exciting ideals that Jefferson preached. Children see that government is about growth. Life is about growth…and introspection. And evolution. I think we should revolt if the electoral college elects someone that the people did not. I’m not good at this. What should we do? What can we do? Can we not accept it? Tell our congressmen to change that shit? Sue the government? Have the supreme court declare the electoral college “unconstitutional?” That would take 8 years. I’ll be in office by then. What? Not pay my taxes? Sit-in somewhere? How do ya drink from the negro fountain in this day and age? Thoughts?

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Just sent out a "cocky-gram" email titled "Phony Bush." Get it? Cause the Tale of the week is about a fake Vagina?! Heh. Sometimes I crack myself up.

I reviewed Unamerican.com this morning on 91X radio. I'm getting less nervous and having more fun with it.

11.7.2000 Some fun animations on george-w-dance.homepage.com

Things I care about today: Gore. Yes on 36. No on 38. Winter-blooming bulbs.

11.6.2000 Will I be able to continue my lifestyle free from persecution if Bush wins?

Oh, this site is so good. Rating the interior design in amateur porn photos. Thanks Digital Punk

A long article about The Fall of CollegeClub.com. Luckily, I wasn't mentioned.

I launched a new homepage / weblog for TheRealHouse.com(fixed the link) This will chronicle the daily happenings for my newest (and perhaps most ambitious) web project. (note: the streaming cams require you become a paying member, but most everything else is free.)

11.5.2000 FINALLY, I wrote the sex toy review. Here's the conclusion to the Porn-O-Rama saga: If you missed them, here is the beginning and middle to the story.

The McRib is back. When I wrote this McRib Tale in '97, I stole a display from a McD's to scan the graphic. That was wrong of me. Sorry.

Simpsons season opener tonight! Woo-hoo!

11.4.2000 Photos from last night's party at TheRealHouse. The oceanic artists, Wyland, actually drew a shark on my chest with a sharpie marker. I think that was even more thrilling than the shower sex that I watched on cam.

11.3.2000 Wow. CitizenX just signed up it's 50,000th member. And had over 20 million pageviews last month. That beaming you see is pride. THANK YOU everyone who is helping to build something amazing.

11.2.2000 If you're an artist with a webcam, you're invited to Paint Night tonight at TheRealHouse. Point your cam at your canvas/sketchbook while you draw tonight and get a free ClubCX day pass. Come join the other artists! (Be logged into CitizenX and IM Halcyon between 8-10 PST if you're drawing on cam.)

In case you ever doubted Josh Allen's comedic genius, check the rules to his new Fireland COntest: 7. The dialogue must be originally written by you, or plagiarized in such a way that Josh either a) doesn't recognize it as being plagiarized, or b) is amused by the use of plagiarism.

My old digital stomping ground has undergone some urban renewal: CollegeClub.com Purchase Finalized. Good luck guys. If anything, that whole CC downfall taught me that talent and passion are only a part of the equation when it comes to the business world. (And yes, that means my stock is worthless.)

Oh. My. God. The Simpsons Halloween episode was epic.

11.1.2000 Today's radio show is now online.

I went out last night with a group of people in costume. One woman went as Mystique (Xmen) and painted her whole naked body with liquid latex over oatmeal. She even had the colored contacts. Amazing. She won $500 in a costume contest. My "Porn Angel" costume was a hit, too...but not the crowd stopper that a naked blue woman was.

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