7.30.2000 The Tale of the Week isn't funny and it's about dancing. At least the radio shows have been pretty wacky.

Today was a Lustmonkeys of Xara work party. Some MAD creativity going on in preparations for our BurningMan Camp. Nice photos of Buddha Monkey, Elvis Monkey and Christ Monkey. (I worked on the Space Monkey with Kaya).

Pictures from last night's Gallery Opening. I went as VulvaMan. And The Gus was FlagBoy.

Teacosy posted some new pictures SCREAMING for funny captions. Like:

7.29.2000 I'm heading to LA to see an art opening: Democratic Sex hosted by Dr. Susan Block. See ya tomorrow!

7.28.2000 After 10 years, I turned in my DEF MANE license plate. The phrase they used at the DMV was "surrender" the old plate. It made me feel like such a quitter. Here's the new plates:

7.27.2000 This week's PHONE SEX radio show is archived & online. My brother says I showed my goodies on cam while the show was going on. Hardly my fault. Some of the callers were...um...*distracting*.

7.26.2000 I love Jennifer's email sig: "to be nobody but myself - in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make me somebody else - means to fight the hardest battle any human can fight, and never stop fighting." - e.e. cummings

You can be sure that if I'm up late on CitizenX Showing my bum, Teacosy.net will fill you in. I've been thinking alot about CitizenX. It's becoming more than a website for me. It's my digital Social Life. I like that concept.

When I went in for a routine checkup, I wasn't expecting the doc to say, "How long has it been since your last rectal exam?" Heh. Should I send flowers?

7.25.2000 I think tomorrow's radio show topic will be phone sex. Plus anything else that people want to ask (sexual, design, web, spirituality, etc.).

7.24.2000 Who came up with the idea of a "Heaping teaspoon" as a measurement!?! Isn't the whole point of measurements so that they're exact!?

IMG2.com wants to run a promotion for my radio show. Any cool contest ideas? My first thought was to fly out and host the show, naked, from the winner's bedroom.

Last night I went to see Junglist, DJ Soulslinger. Beats came crashing at my head like metallic hummingbirds on crystal meth…my brain only registering every 14th of the 632 Beats Per Minute that filled the club like an aural fog. Surprisingly the little beat birds flew in rhythmic formation…they taught me, patiently, to hear their groove…and carried me away for the greater part of the night.

Evil-Pupil does some amazing Flash stuff. Wow. Maybe I should take a Macromedia class.

Added a discussion board to the Tale of the Week: Would YOU ever want to be on a reality TV show? Which one?

7.23.2000 The Tale of the Week is a look at Reality TV by Kaya:

Today my Mom is 15 years sober. I am grateful to have been exposed to her courage. I love you, Mom.

Can you get to San Diego by 9pm tonight? Check out DJ Soulslinger at Canes in Mission Beach. I'll be there with the Lustmonkey posse. Wear your dancing shoes.

7.22.2000 Nothing makes me wish I was gay like Gay Pride Day. It's so fun-filled and hugs abound. Here are a few pics.

Today is Gay Pride in San Diego. YAY!! Pride has the best parade and the most fit men, ever. If you need motivation to hit the gym, don't miss the parade.

7.20.2000 Jon from baresquare got me the magnetic fridge magnets I wanted! Thanks, jon!!

So I caught a little of Wheel of Fortune. The letters are digital and no longer have to be turned around...yet Vanna still walks by to touch the digitally-controlled lit letters. It's amazing that her job could *get* any more useless. But it did.

page: "After catching a snippet of your radio show, I have come to only one conclusion, my smart, sexy, webgod ... you've a voice for print."

Yesterday’s radio show is archived. I apologize in advance for my overuse of the phrase “hot dripping snatch.” In a rush I sent out a less-than-brilliant [ cockybastards-gram] yesterday. I was worried nobody would call in to the radio show, so I wanted to send out a reminder. Of course, due to email challenges, the reminder was sent just as the show was ending. *sigh* Well, at least I used the phrase “hot dripping snatch” on the air, and admitted to owning a pocket pussy. And speaking of sex toys… I was playing around with PayPal and micropayments and came up with a bit of silliness. So far $5.25 has been raised for Halcyon’s Porn Fund. After we raise some funds, we’ll vote on which porn item(s) I should buy. Then all that contributed will get a special porn review emailed to them. It might seem less fun when/if I sober up. ...to the Porn fund!

Webzine 2000 is July 22nd in San Francisco. I spoke at webzine 99 and had a blast. If you're in SF, check it out.

7.19.2000 ACK!! I just realized the radio show is in an hour and a half. I think the theme will be sex toys. CALL IN!

7.18.2000 And while I was in the groovin' mood, I made a page that re-enacts what it would be like to fall upon me dancing in a funhouse.

I made a little full moon drum circle musical slide show. (Soundtrack by The Dust Brothers)

It was bound to happen. http://teacosy.net caught me on cam with my pants down.

7.17.2000 Stileproject posted a picture of my brother with typical Stile offensiveness. When I asked him for a photo credit, he was extremely cool and apologized for not knowing where the pic came from. I was impressed. We met briefly at the webbies and gave approving grunts to each other. He seems to be very cool for a perverted sicko fuck. p.s. to all Stile readers coming here for the first time, I suggest checking out the porn stories over in the Tales area. The feel-good stuff on this site is just gonna make you ill.

The responses to this week's Tale are already hilarious!

This week's Tale of the Week has a musical slideshow AND a chance for you to participate. Enjoy!

I swam naked in the ocean last night and dried off in front of a bonfire. All the while drummers and other naked dancers grooved under the full moon. It was awesome. Side note: Women's bodies look better naked than mens do. And it's not the heterosexual in me talking. It's the designer who thinks a woman's curves just work better all together. It has to do wth the male's whole "external genitalia" thing. It's an organ stuck on the outside for our body for god's sake! You don't see the intestines on the outside...so why the genitals? (I'm speaking asthetically only...I'm quite clear on why my penis is where it is *functionally*...thankyouverymuch.)

eHow's fashion advice: How to Dress for a Rave - Men, leaves an icky taste in my mind. (p.s. I typed in "How do I clean a bong?" and got no matches. I can only assume that is an oversight.)

7.16.2000 I'm going to a drum circle on the beach tonight. Don't forget to howl at the full moon!

7.15.2000 I went to my first Yoga class ever yesterday. I sweat like crazy and my hamstrings are SORE. Apparently this was a different kind of yoga that the woman in the navy blue leotard used to do on TV.

If you decide you can't co-habitate with ants, don't kill them all. Leave some wounded so they bring stories of your terror back to their village.

7.14.2000 Jim returned from Africa with amazing pictures and an incredible gift of a carved wood and pounded steel spear: "In the Serengeti, the Masai warriors walk through the grass, alone, with only a spear for protection from the lions and dozen other deadly animals. And the animals still fear them. All truly cocky bastards should never be without their trusty spear. Thanks for sharing your art"

CitizenX now has voicechat. I getting to be pretty proud of that place. Also, CX Lounge party tonight at 8 PST. But we're growing so big, it might get out of control. I love the web.

I had my ear piercing stretched to a 6 gauge today. While I was there, I talked to a piercer today about gettting my left nipple pierced on cam. I'm still debating it. It would be a year before I could stretch it to the same size as my current right nipple. And it changed the sensations. You can't pinch a pierced nipple quite the same. True, you can't "tug" an unpierced nipple quite the same. So maybe it's best if I keep one of each.

7.13.2000 I wish I remembered my dreams...cause then I could post them at sleeptrip.com

This week's Orgasm-Themed radio show is now online. (18 & up only, please)

I was quite impressed by the quality of a stalker site for a friend and ex-co-worker, "Trinity". Too bad the Trinity vs. Mr T. section is "coming soon."

I just had alot of fun playing in the archives at Skizz. Start with a light one: summer.

7.12.2000 Cool thing about an internet radio show: Today I had listeners in scotland, england, canada, and who knows where else. It was a kick. The show focussed on orgasms. Among other things, I recommended anal beads. (link to archive). I think all shows from now on will have something sex-related as the topic. the highlight was a wrong number who freaked when she heard, "You're on the air with Halcyon, and we're talking about orgasms..." I'd love to hear you comments on the show's topic or the show itself.

Remember to listen to tonight's radio show @ 5 PST. Topic=*nothing*. But I think we'll talk about Napster and Sex advice. Have a sex toy question? Should you dump that guy? Give me a call toll-free: 1-877-986-9200

7.11.2000 "If you teach a toddler that pressing your nose makes you honk, eventually he's going to wonder what sound you make if he jabs you in the eye. " From Greg's brilliant eod.com

Interesting page today: "I'm reading the new Harry Potter book and I was shocked to find that there is an elf in the book that is wearing a tea cosy as a hat! I can't believe that pansy children's author had the nerve to copy you! I say lawsuit! That bitch is worth millions!!!"

Mark your calendar: Sunday, July 23rd. DJ SoulSlinger at Canes in San Diego. A Lustmonkey-endorsed event. (that means: good music, good vibes, excessive lunacy)

WOW! CitizenX is one of the picks of the day on MyYahoo!!!

7.10.2000 Some FUNNY captions to the picture I posted! My fave: Not to be outdone by muscular guys who wear their underwear and spandex, Halcyon enters the WWF as The Pink Cowboy. "Do you smell what Halcyon is cookin!?"

It's Over-The-Line time in San Diego, So I figure it's a great time to revisit this classic Tale. If you want to play with something new, submit a funny caption to this picture:

7.9.2000 riothero in Paris is a pretty cool thing.

Pictures from the San Diego Beach Burn

7.8.2000 For those of you who keep urging me to get into gay porn, the folks at bastardsrus.com have come up with a compromise: Why, photoshop my face onto naked men, of course! (explicit)

7.7.2000 I posted some new photos of silly outfits and my car's new paintjob. It's flat sky blue and it's obnoxious. Delightfully so.

People ask me why I put my life online. Because of anonymous pages like this: "Your summer funk makes me more hopeful about mine; If there's a community of temporary yearning-ness, then the tediousness is livable. Thanks."

Wow, the blogger guys have some awesome tutorials.

7.6.2000 I got a copy of Talk magazine and, sure enough, there's a picture of me in it with a cockybastard sticker across my belly.

Did you miss the second big radio show? This one focussed on marriage. You can hear it and add your own thoughts on marriage to the Message Boards if you wish.

Confession: I am not the real Slim Shady.

7.5.2000 Ants used to bother me when I was younger. I'd see some little critters and go straight for the Raid can. Now I only get bothered when they crawl on my face. (Or display sufficent numbers that I think they could take me in a fight.)

One side-effect to sexual frustration: I'm posting more. I uploaded another wrds entry called "cycles."

The anniversary design of Rivertrout is really neato.

I'm still learning my way around this Ultimate Bulletin Board. In addition to the set topics (, I set up a free-for-all area where anyone can start a conversation. I'll reply to any an all threads. (If you're a veteran UBB person and have some tips, I'm all ears)

Longmire's post in the boards reminded me that I *love* fireworks stands. There are none in CA. But the few times I've see them...I've been in awe. I love the little temporary shacks that sell them. The names of the actual fireworks are great. The packaging is great. It reminds me alot of porn: Colorful and forbidden.

I'm willing to spend a little bit more for: good toilet paper and paper towels. trash bags with drawstrings conditioning hair care products. What do you think is work paying extra for?

What an odd day today is. It's a wednesday that feels like a monday...and the whole country is drowning in hot dog and potato salad farts.

7.4.2000 I just realized that I have a radio show tomorrow (Wed.). The holiday got me all messed up. Yikes. Well, I just saw the movie, "Grass" so maybe we can talk about that.

Spent the day at the beach admiring the beauty of the tanned human body. Missed the fireworks. For some reason the day made me blue. (And not ina "red white and..." sense.) I wrote about it in a new wrds.

Someone hacked the CitizenX system and got access to the "email to all members" Admin-tool. We are working on our site security and admin access situation. I really apologize to everyone who got the email. Sending out apology emails was not the way I wanted to spend my 4th, but whatcha gonna do. Thanks for the understanding.

HAPPY 4th OF JULY!!!!! I am so grateful for freedom.

7.3.2000 Playing with a new design for prehensile.com. Feedback welcome.

Like so many very special episode's of "Law & Order," this week's Tale of the Week comes "straight from today's headlines." There's more to mapping a human gene than these scientists are saying. It's important you read Gene Dunking.

7.2.2000 Someone paged me and said there is a webby pic of me in "Talk" magazine with Elizabeth Hurley on the cover. Is that a real magazine?

Two sets of my couple friends got married yesterday. Two *amazing* couples. I cried at a wedding for the first time. Half out of happiness, half longing.

7.1.2000 Happy July! Happy Canada Day!

They're fixing up the Victorian on the corner. Is it wrong for me to be mad about them hammering metal at 8am on a Saturday? I was having juvenile fantasies of a water balloon launcher.

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