11.30.1999 Don't use www.freeguestbooks.com. Apparently, the fine print says that guestbooks not visited for 30 days are deleted. That means that all the cool X-mas postings from last year are gone. Phooey.

By right-clicking on images from my cam, Jan has accumulated more pictures of me than even *I* have in my collection. Did you miss my yellow jumper outfit? Or the time I was strutting around drunk and half-naked? Check out the gallery of saved images at the Right Clique.

11.29.1999 Messing around with Flash and spit out this nonsense dance(58K).

11.28.1999 The Tale of the Week is a Flash-enhanced version of a popular email forward: Girls Night Out.

Took a neat picture of me and Grandpa on Thanksgiving. He said he spent the morning, "...studying a tree." Rock on, Calib.

11.27.1999 I have a new bed. An original Paul Basile design. It is amazing. It has no legs. It's called the "Styn Bed." Here's a picture of Paul in front of his creation. Plus a handful of apartment pictures including ones of the new sleep vehicle.

ugh. Just realized that my cockybastard.com Flash files didn't get backed up. Fuuuuuck. That's a shitload of lost time. And It means I can't add any photos to cb unless I re-create the whole Flash experience...which aint gonna happen. SHIT. I made a minor change to the cockybastard front page (made it monochrome), but I still don't feel better.

Computer and Cam back up and running. Belly still full. And it's only Saturday. Woo-hoo!

11.25.1999 I reformatted my hard drive. It didn't go *quite* as smoothly as I hoped. Bare with me.

Make it a great Turkey Day!

If someone was sitting down to the internet for the first time, I think I'd recommend they go on a mission with the SearchBots. Waaaay cool.

11.24.1999 Some so-called "experts" might argue that 30 animated gifs is too many for a single web page .

Want to enjoy a warm TV dinner in the cold night of the post-Y2K apocalypse? Try a self-nuking ZestoTherm Meal!

Well, looky-there! Another collegeclub.com page with my mug on it.

Jan posted a chatroom Bedtime Story in her Tea Cosy Tales. You'll see why chat can be addicting.

11.23.1999 Finally, a political candidate I can get behind. From his platform: "The one thing we cannot do is two things"

11.22.1999 Are movies getting better or am I just pickin’ winners? I’ve loved the last three I saw: American Beauty, Fight Club, and Being John Malcovich. WTF? The official website for American Beauty (www.americanbeauty-thefilm.com)auto-redirects to Amazon.com. Does that strike you as odd?

Just got this page... "I'm serious. Any time you want a blow job, day or night, I'll give you one. Gladly. I know all the techniques. And I have no problem with the concept of pleasuring you at your slightest whim for the rest of my life. Gimme a call. My number is" Talk about blue balls...Ouch.

11.21.1999 The Tale of the Week is the 5th outing into Prehensile Pornland. More of the web’s silliest smut in Online Porn 5. Also updated the links to Kaya’s site. And scanned some recent work-related prancing.

I saw a quote that said that Porn is the new Rock & Roll. I think there's something to that. Plus it gives so much more meaning to "bang your head."

11.20.1999 "My dancing, my drinking, and singing weave me the mat on which my soul will sleep in the world of spirits." --Old Man of Halmahera, Indonesia

11.19.1999 Jan sent me a card with a photo of a drawbridge. The caption: "when fully erect...it would stop traffic."

11.18.1999 Someone suggested I make it clearer which links are things *by* me and which ones were outside links. How about if a link is something "Halcyon-related" it'll have: next to it....Would that work? The other links are things I'm surfing.

11.17.1999 I don't know where this came from, but it's the funniest photo I've seen in a LONG time. That boy is THE MACK. (click image to see larger version 50K)

Lordy. Huge thanks to a reader who sent me a porn video with the scarriest title I've seen since, "Yank My Doodle it's a Dandy" "Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum." It's a family film, I think.

the {fray} shop is open. And a certain cocky bastard is the cover model. (wearing a tea-cosy, I might add!)

11.16.1999 People kept saying my signature green hat looked like a Tea Cosy. Now I get it.

I'm looking forward to Pixar's upcumming Adult Toy Story.

The Supreme Court is deciding if buck naked dancing is covered under freedom of expression. Why wasn't I contacted as an expert witness!?

For the alchoholic geek in all of us, there's Project E.U.N.U.C.H. Attempting to reach extreme processor speeds using various intoxicating beverages as cooling fluid (i.e. vodka-kooled 486 running at 237 MHz) Thanks gus.

11.15.1999 Remember the Simpsons' Pulp Fiction parody? Apparently, they coulda pushed it much farther.

11.14.1999 Put up a new Burning Man image on the splash page and slightly modified the layout of this page. The change allows me to UPDATE DAILY! I'm excited to the point of blood redistribution. Bookmark this page.

For those of you who thought the earthquakes and airplane crashes weren't convincing-enough signs of the apolocalypse...*I* was allowed to address a college classroom. Yup. This week's Tale is the transcript of my chat with the University Of New Mexico's Intro to Professional Writing class. There will be a quiz afterwards.

Something must have happened to the water supply. This is the third Halcyon Cam essay in a week.

Goodness. A school trip to Amsterdam sounds delish! And no need to pretend you're going for the culture with www.CannabisTravel.com

If watching the Halcyon Cam has become intrusive...consider Halcyon Addicts Anonymous.

11.13.1999 cassie questions the "halcyon webcam phenomenon" (with some fun screen captures from the cam)

I need to chill on the drugs...I had almost forgot how fucking funny Todd Levin is.

11.12.1999 Halcyon Sniglet: Someone who is exceptionally skilled at pleasuring themselves: “Maestro-bator”

11.11.1999 It's Veteran's Day. Thank you. As one page pointed out today: "Ich verprügele den Fallhammer in ernsthaftem!" is how you'd have to say "I am spanking the monkey in earnest!" had Hitler won.

Wow. This is an arts and crafts project that I could get into. I wonder if PETA would be upset?

Check these japanese ads with odd products and celebrity Sell Outs.

11.10.1999 I heard a radio ad this morning: "If you haven't seen, Get Real, you don't know what you're missing!" ??? No duh. I think the same could be true for most things.

Childhood just got better: the Hello Kitty vibrator

11.9.1999 So my dad points this out the other night night: Television is a free service. Supported by revenue from ads. It’s starting to run internet ads for sites such as HotBot, also a free service supported by ads. Hot Bot has ads for many other sites that are free services supported by ads. It’s like a whole economic system built on a foundation of smoke and mirrors.

11.8.1999 Oh, lordy. The Turkish stud reaches a messy climax with "Mahir Gets Funky".

11.7.1999 Updated an old Tale with a new Flash animation: Skydive This was inspired by my 25 brave co-workers who went skydiving today. I did *not* go. Why? Read the Tale

Got this via pager and it made me smile: "you honor natural divinity, and inspire loyality to goodness. Who knows, maybe the cab driver's wife was pregnant...."

11.3.1999 I've been forward several times the Turkish stud web page. But it takes it to a whole new level of HOT when it gets SHOCKED .

11.2.1999 When you have a Wookie hairball in your throat, wash it down with Star Wars Liquor.

I just saw on the box of Sweet and Low that their slogan is, "It's expected!" ??? So is death. But that's hardly a selling point.

11.1.1999 Welcome to the new weblog. Halloween was awesome. I was a sexy bitch. But an evil cabbie tried to dampen my light.

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